I was recently telling Rogér how I feel that Rowan has an exceptionally good memory. Many children do, but his is....well, it's crazy good. It's amazing. And it's also a challenge. It can cause him a lot of frustration but I'm not going to get into that right now.
To give an example, after Halloween, Rowan dumped his huge hoard of candy out on top of a dark gray egg crate style piece of foam. The foam has lots of crevices, so the candy was really scattered and some pieces sort of hidden in the troughs. And let me reiterate, there was a TON of it. More than I ever got in any of my trick-or-treating years. Anyway, one day I was craving something sweet and I started peering through his stash for a very unnoticeable candy that I could "borrow" from Rowan's (I blame pregnancy, but Rogér might tell you that I have a bad habit of taking the kids food even when I'm not preggo). I noticed an Almond Joy barely peaking out from underneath a a mountain of other colorful candy items. I thought, "He'll never notice this one missing."
My biggest mistake was that he saw me eating it and smelled the coconut. That triggered him.
"Are you eating a candy mom?"
"Yes"
"Is it a coconut one?"
"Yes"
"Hey! I have a coconut one, too! Riiiiigght........HEY!!! I had a coconut type candy bar right here! It was RIGHT HERE!"
"You did?"
"MOOOOOM! I had a coconut candy bar right HERE! Right on this side, next to THIS candy. Who took my candy, Moommmm?"
*shit*
I couldn't lie, so I fessed up. He was pissed, but he handled it well and ultimately forgave me. But I realized that my days of getting away with ANY kind of behind-his-back activities are done. No more slyly stashing cast aside toys for donation (of which toys he still questions me about..."Where are they, Mom? I hope they are in storage somewhere."), no more swiping a slight Halloween candy, or stealthily tossing one of those *precious* preschool art masterpieces. I've been busted at every attempt.
*mind blown*
I'm now anxiously waiting for the day he decides to tell me all about his Mind Palace
Bing bong lives ❤️
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